January 2012
You've reached a new level of stoned when
You’re sitting in bed at 11AM, Stoned, eating fritos for breakfast… And not seeing the problem.
He's beautiful.
This, I always knew. I’m just too stubborn to admit that’s true. He’s got you hooked, just like I never knew exactly just how to do. I sugar-coated every dream of you that you’re unable to make come true. I lost faith the second time around. But it appears as though I’m still here now. Now, this doesn’t mean I don’t love everything about you. But sometimes...
December 2011
It’s hard to describe your feelings of hatred for someone you loved so deeply for so long. But the fact is, you know that hate is there. It may be hate stemmed from love, but it is hate. And whether it is because of that love or not, it is the worst kind of hate.
I wish I could tell you I am happy to see you happy. But I can’t. Not because of jealousy, don’t get me wrong. But...
It shouldn't be Occupy Wall Street.
It should be Occupy ALL Streets!
November 2011
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Anonymous asked: your boyfriend is lucky, you are one sexy motherfucker, buster. ; )
brutalily asked: Hey! How are you? :)
My prerequisites for a boyfriend are actually...
I have to like your last name and be willing to take it as my own.
You have to be physically appealing to me.
You have to let me have complete control of the remote..
You absolutely HAVE to be good in bed(because contrary to popular belief, bad sex CAN ruin a relationship).
Some kind of sexy accent isn’t a must, but it would certainly help. :)
If you’ve got any of these…...
September 2011
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When God was making Me:
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Those people on Tumblr you never talk to but you...
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“A mind is like a parachute. If it doesn’t open, you’re fucked!”
– Don Williams Jr
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